The Clog from OzSlow People - Turtles In Peanut Butter
September 4th 2006 04:01
“You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.” – Anonymous
Now that’s slow! I know exactly what anonymous is talking about… it’s those people that walk around uni or on the street and just love to walk excruciatingly slow just because they feel like it, without considering those behind that need to get passed.
And it’s not just as easy and overtaking them, because there’s always a band of 5 walking side by side, blocking the whole path so it’s practically impossible to get passed without pushing through – very inconsiderate!
I’m sure most of you are now nodding your heads in recognition. Why are these people here you say? Why do they just selfishly think about themselves? Or maybe you're one of them, the people who aim to slow down the world’s spin. And if you are, would you please just move to the one side so others that want to go places can get there before next century!? Thankyou!
Now that’s slow! I know exactly what anonymous is talking about… it’s those people that walk around uni or on the street and just love to walk excruciatingly slow just because they feel like it, without considering those behind that need to get passed.
A proposed sign for populated places.
I’m sure most of you are now nodding your heads in recognition. Why are these people here you say? Why do they just selfishly think about themselves? Or maybe you're one of them, the people who aim to slow down the world’s spin. And if you are, would you please just move to the one side so others that want to go places can get there before next century!? Thankyou!
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