The Clog from OzHomer Simpson: Great Quotes
October 12th 2006 23:04
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.” – Homer Simpson
Ahhh… Homer, you’re so dense! It case you wanted to know something more about weasels: (apart from the fact that weasels are associated with devious human characters). Most weasels feed on small mammals, and were once considered vermin since some species took poultry from farms, or rabbits from commercial warrens. Some species of weasel have been reported to perform a "hypnotic dance" in front of prey, which appears to mesmerize it. Pretty cool eh?
Back to The Simpsons. There are so many classic quotes from this show, mostly said by Homer. We all remember this one, when Lisa becomes a vegetarian…
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
The Simpsons thrives off Homer’s absolute stupidity. I know watching him in a cartoon form is funny but I think seeing someone as mentally impaired as this in person would be frustrating and disturbing.
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend.
Some of my favourite quotes are when Homer talks to his brain:
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
And this fantastic quote:
Carl: Hey, don't yell at Homer. Just 'cause he's a little slow.
Homer’s Brain: Something was said. Not good. What was it? "Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? "Slow"! They called you slow!
Homer: How dare you call me that! I -- huh?
Lenny: Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow.
Homer’s Brain: Something said. Not good.
Lenny: Get the hell out of here!
Also:
Homer: All right, Brain, it's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
Brain: Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
Homer: OK. But then we gotta get to work
Homer: Ok, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders.
Homer’s Brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and...
Homer: The Springfield river!
Hilarious stuff. Does anybody have an absolute favourite Simpsons quote? It’s so hard to just choose one! The one where Homer doesn’t know where his brain is is definitely in my top ten. Homer: 'There's a crayon in my brain?' (he points to his heart, and the nurse quickly moves his arm up to the real location). Hahahaha! I don’t remember many of the greats, but I know when I watch the show, every line is basically a joke!
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Ahhh… Homer, you’re so dense! It case you wanted to know something more about weasels: (apart from the fact that weasels are associated with devious human characters). Most weasels feed on small mammals, and were once considered vermin since some species took poultry from farms, or rabbits from commercial warrens. Some species of weasel have been reported to perform a "hypnotic dance" in front of prey, which appears to mesmerize it. Pretty cool eh?
The weasel.
Back to The Simpsons. There are so many classic quotes from this show, mostly said by Homer. We all remember this one, when Lisa becomes a vegetarian…
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
The Simpsons thrives off Homer’s absolute stupidity. I know watching him in a cartoon form is funny but I think seeing someone as mentally impaired as this in person would be frustrating and disturbing.
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Some of my favourite quotes are when Homer talks to his brain:
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
And this fantastic quote:
Carl: Hey, don't yell at Homer. Just 'cause he's a little slow.
Homer’s Brain: Something was said. Not good. What was it? "Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? "Slow"! They called you slow!
Homer: How dare you call me that! I -- huh?
Lenny: Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow.
Homer’s Brain: Something said. Not good.
Lenny: Get the hell out of here!
Also:
Homer: All right, Brain, it's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
Brain: Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
Homer: OK. But then we gotta get to work
Homer: Ok, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders.
Homer’s Brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same stupid sweater every day and...
Homer: The Springfield river!
Hilarious stuff. Does anybody have an absolute favourite Simpsons quote? It’s so hard to just choose one! The one where Homer doesn’t know where his brain is is definitely in my top ten. Homer: 'There's a crayon in my brain?' (he points to his heart, and the nurse quickly moves his arm up to the real location). Hahahaha! I don’t remember many of the greats, but I know when I watch the show, every line is basically a joke!
Image in the Public Domain
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Comment by Chantal
Very interesting about the weasel hypnosis!
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