The Clog from OzJoan Rivers Bags Elizabeth Taylor...
September 28th 2006 07:41
"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory." - Joan Rivers.
Oh come on! Elizabeth Taylor isn’t that much older than Joan Rivers herself – Taylor was born in 1932 which makes her about 74, and Joan Rivers was born in 1933, making her only one year younger! That’s the pot calling the kettle black isn’t it? Or maybe Rivers just believes that Elizabeth Taylor has genuinely more chins than the Chinese telephone directory, regardless of her age.
I think we all suffer from major chinnage at certain angles. My Dad has a big dose when he’s reading. He’ll be sitting on the lounge with his head pointed directly down, staring at his book, which encourages his 4 chins. Mum has a bit of permanent saggy skin under her chin – the outline of her face goes diagonally from her chin to her neck, like a lizard! Oh I hope she’s not reading this!
As for Joan Rivers, it’d be impossible for her to have any chins due to the absolute crap-loads of plastic surgery she’s gone through! I don’t know for sure whether she’s had stuff done, but don’t tell me a 73 year old can look like this naturally!? I don’t know why people go this far with plastic surgery, I mean you can only have so much done before you look hideously alien-like, which Rivers seems to want to aspire to.
Elizabeth Taylor, on the other hand, looks much less artificial, and more wholesome. But she’s probably had surgery too (because who hasn’t in Hollywood?), although not as much as Joan Rivers.
Oh come on! Elizabeth Taylor isn’t that much older than Joan Rivers herself – Taylor was born in 1932 which makes her about 74, and Joan Rivers was born in 1933, making her only one year younger! That’s the pot calling the kettle black isn’t it? Or maybe Rivers just believes that Elizabeth Taylor has genuinely more chins than the Chinese telephone directory, regardless of her age.
I think we all suffer from major chinnage at certain angles. My Dad has a big dose when he’s reading. He’ll be sitting on the lounge with his head pointed directly down, staring at his book, which encourages his 4 chins. Mum has a bit of permanent saggy skin under her chin – the outline of her face goes diagonally from her chin to her neck, like a lizard! Oh I hope she’s not reading this!
As for Joan Rivers, it’d be impossible for her to have any chins due to the absolute crap-loads of plastic surgery she’s gone through! I don’t know for sure whether she’s had stuff done, but don’t tell me a 73 year old can look like this naturally!? I don’t know why people go this far with plastic surgery, I mean you can only have so much done before you look hideously alien-like, which Rivers seems to want to aspire to.
Elizabeth Taylor, on the other hand, looks much less artificial, and more wholesome. But she’s probably had surgery too (because who hasn’t in Hollywood?), although not as much as Joan Rivers.
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Comment by K.L. Almeroth
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I love Joan Rivers...can't help myself...and she's got some hilarious quotes...
I love the one she said about housework...'You clean the house, make the bed, and six months later you've got to do it all over again...' It was something like that, anyway.
Hilarious!
Perhaps she wasn't trying to be mean to old Lizzie (yes, Joan is old, too)? She says things sometimes, that are just meant to be funny, not mean...
Did you see her at the Logies this year? Hilarious...drunk, but hilarious.
K.L.
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