The Clog from OzEmo Philips & His Funny Quotes
September 19th 2006 08:15
"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something..." - Emo Philips.
I couldn’t help laughing out loud at this one! It’s hilarious! It’s a joke playing on the ‘Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t live without them’ quote (which has been satirised many times before such as ‘Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t shoot them’).
This Emo Philips character, whose real name is Philip Soltanec, is a stand-up comedian from Downers Grove, Illinois.and has heaps of other hilarious quotes. His comedy usually suggests that he is crazy or he just pays himself out. For example: “Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to gnaw through those leather straps" and “I love going down to the schoolyard to watch all the little children jump up and down and scream...'cause they don't know I'm using blanks." – Very funny stuff…
Emo’s comedic talent was shown in his appearance on The Weird Al Show (where he looked directly into the camera, waved and yelled, "Hi Mom!....I'm sorry. Your cameraman looked just like my mother.") and his work as the associate producer of Meet The Parents.
I think, as I’ve probably indicated before, that random dialogue and situations make for the funniest comedy. And thus, the success of Family Guy. You should check out Emo’s website. There’s videos and stuff you can watch which are very entertaining!
Here’s another couple of hilarious quotes by Emo Philips:
• "At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second. 'Cause it has the antidote."
• “My favourite thing about California is hearing the surfers crash against the rocks."
I couldn’t help laughing out loud at this one! It’s hilarious! It’s a joke playing on the ‘Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t live without them’ quote (which has been satirised many times before such as ‘Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t shoot them’).
This Emo Philips character, whose real name is Philip Soltanec, is a stand-up comedian from Downers Grove, Illinois.and has heaps of other hilarious quotes. His comedy usually suggests that he is crazy or he just pays himself out. For example: “Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to gnaw through those leather straps" and “I love going down to the schoolyard to watch all the little children jump up and down and scream...'cause they don't know I'm using blanks." – Very funny stuff…
Emo’s comedic talent was shown in his appearance on The Weird Al Show (where he looked directly into the camera, waved and yelled, "Hi Mom!....I'm sorry. Your cameraman looked just like my mother.") and his work as the associate producer of Meet The Parents.
I think, as I’ve probably indicated before, that random dialogue and situations make for the funniest comedy. And thus, the success of Family Guy. You should check out Emo’s website. There’s videos and stuff you can watch which are very entertaining!
Here’s another couple of hilarious quotes by Emo Philips:
• "At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second. 'Cause it has the antidote."
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